WIZARD BALST!!!!!!!

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i hope donkey kong walks into my house and smashes a barrel over my head killing me instantly 

i wonder if the person who wrote this knows they changed the course of history

whenever my program freezes

my pink ps2 got here today aaaaaaaa

Sexually and emotionally repressed Hank Hill manages to show more affection for his wife than Sasuke can manage for his.

I mean you’re right but sasuke doesn’t have A LEFT ARM

THEN WHY DID HE STAND ON THE RIGHT SIDE OF HIS WIFE

he wanted to do the same pose they did in king of the hill

I'm like if a chivalrous knight kissed a fair maiden's hand and said "my lady, I fight for you" and then walked off and immediately tripped over his own armor and fell on the ground

companies really have got to be okay with stagnant profits. what is wrong with earning the same amount every year? why does it always have to be more? it's not sustainable. there are only so many people on the planet you can profit from 😭

This is the thing. If there are only so many people they can profit from, and they demand to see profits go up every year, they will have to steal more out of the pockets of the little people each year, either by paying less, or by charging more. And that is the problem. Because that is exactly what is happening. And the rich get richer. And the poor are getting so poor that it is coming to a crisis point. They seem to have forgotten what happens at the crisis point though: people who have nothing to lose, will rise up and fight.

can anyone translate whatever the hell my little brother has going on rn

this is such a good point. @walnutsupreme why aren’t you doing numbers yet